Funeral Fakers – Sweet Promise Press


THE FUNERAL FAKERS:
6-EBOOK SERIES BUNDLE

$29.94 $19.95

PRE-ORDER TO READ EARLY & SAVE BIG!

This 6-book Sweet Cozy Mystery series features out-of-work actresses living in western North Carolina employed by a Personal Mourning firm. Each actress stumbles upon a mystery during the job they work and must work to solve it. Pre-order the complete set to not only save $10 (that's like getting 2 books for free), but also to receive the full set on November 2 when book 1 launches. Are you ready to dive into this great new series?

Mourning Routine

Mourning Routine

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Series: Funeral Fakers, Book 1

Coming November 2018!

Kitty Crawford is a failed actress. With her metaphorical tail tucked between her legs, Kitty comes home to Asheville and has to find a job. Stat. With her most prolific life skill being able to cry on demand, it’s slim pickings for employment.

But when Kitty stumbles across a discarded newspaper and sees an opening for something called a Personal Mourner, she’s intrigued and brings her resume in. With some misgivings on the owner’s part, she’s hired.

Her first job involves acting as the bereaved girlfriend of one newly deceased Chase McCormick. Considering the girlfriend traveled a lot and most people thought Chase was lying about her, Kitty slides into her new role with ease. However, the McCormick family is a disaster. Fond of guns and booze and meals that resemble roadkill, Kitty isn’t quite sure this is the job for her.

But when she begins to stumble over things that make it look like maybe Chase’s death wasn’t an accident, Kitty has to turn up the heat on her new-fledged mourning career and keep acting as if her life depends on it.

Because it does.

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Mourning Commute

Mourning Commute

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Series: Funeral Fakers, Book 2

Coming November 2018!

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Mourning Express

Mourning Express

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Series: Funeral Fakers, Book 3

Coming November 2018!

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Mourning After

Mourning After

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Series: Funeral Fakers, Book 4

Coming November 2018!

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Mourning Chorus

Mourning Chorus

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Series: Funeral Fakers, Book 5

Coming November 2018!

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Mourning Star

Mourning Star

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Series: Funeral Fakers, Book 6

Coming December 2018!

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"My passion is sitting down and writing a female heroine you'd want to be BFF's with."

S. E. Babin

S.E. Babin has a passion for writing books with a paranormal twist. Whether it's romance or mystery, she loves taking the norm and turning it into the extraordinary. Her love of reading turned into a curious exploration to see whether or not she could write her own novel. Beginning with discarded pages of angsty novels and a slightly popular reimagining of Beowulf's Grendel in her high school English class, Sheryl spent way too much time in the library, killing any chance of her becoming a cheerleader or anything even remotely cool.

"Laughter is the greatest gift I can give a reader. The highest reward they give to me is in accepting it."

Sam Cheever

USA Today Bestselling Author Sam Cheever writes mystery and suspense, creating stories that draw you in and keep you eagerly turning pages. Known for writing great characters, snappy dialogue, and unique and exhilarating stories, Sam is the award-winning author of 80+ books.

Blah, blah, blah… Also, she has 15 dogs. That’s why she puts dogs into most of her stories. Because dogs make great characters and…let’s face it…Sam has tons of experience to share. (Especially about dog poo…she has LOTS of experience with that!)

"Never be ashamed to read what makes you happy."

K.M. Waller

Kizzie Waller, who also writes as K.M. Waller, lives in Florida with her husband, two kids, and geriatric cat (seriously, he's 19). When she’s not reading, writing, or chasing her kids around the house, she loves to binge television dramas and mysteries.

"I love writing fun and flirty mysteries. If you love books with a dash of spice and twist of whodunit, you're going to love my work!"

Stephanie Damore

Stephanie Damore is mystery author with a soft spot for romance and humor, too. She loves all things girlie with a dollop of danger, has a strong affinity for the color pink (especially in diamonds and champagne), and, not to brag, but chocolate and her are in a pretty serious relationship. Her books feature fearless females, a little bit of sass, a few laughs, and a whole lot of whodunit. She hopes her stories keep you guessing and laughing all the way until the end.

“Ya gotta believe in something, doll. It might as well be happy endings.”

Patricia Burroughs

Pooks (a.k.a. Patricia Burroughs) is a fifth-generation Texan, novelist, screenwriter, short story writer, and short story anthology editor. She is also an Academy Fellow, having received the Academy Nicholl Fellowship in Screenwriting (awarded by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences, yes, those are the Oscars folks). She lives in fear of being pinched and waking up to find ‘it’s all a dream’ because she somehow has managed to do all this while living in Dallas, Texas, and not even the fancy part!

Her writing is as eclectic as her reading. She loves romance, wonderful and swoony romance! She loves historical tales, passionate and fabulous historical tales! She adores steampunk novels and cozy mysteries and fantasy romances—and the publication of her Sweet Promise Press mystery, Mourning Chorus, will mean she has fulfilled a lifelong dream of writing and publishing in all those beloved genres.
Also? She desperately needs a maid.

"My dream has always been to write stories about perfectly imperfect characters whom readers could identify with, want to share a cup of coffee with, and hopefully, never forget."

Ava Mallory

AVA MALLORY has been a grade school teacher, a psychiatric technician, a dementia unit nurse manager, and a hospice nurse. She has embarrassed herself in front of handsome celebrities, won vocal contests much to the chagrin of her children, survived a major earthquake, and nearly drowned when she mistakenly thought a YMCA lifeguard asked her to dive into the deep end on her first day of swim lessons. She and her eternally annoyed children share their home with a massive collection of books and a never-ending supply of new book ideas.

AVA is best known for what she calls her Mysteries with Heart. She loves a great madcap adventure with lovable, yet ornery and sometimes precocious characters, who play hard, laugh often, never mind their own business, bicker, squabble, and tease relentlessly, but never forget that deep down they fiercely love each other, even if they can't bring themselves to admit it.

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